I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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