Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Oh Jesus.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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