After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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