how can u be prego again
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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