Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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