My hand turned me down
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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