Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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