And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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