There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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