My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He better not be in your backpack
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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