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what?
penguin condom
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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