I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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