Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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