i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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