dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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