there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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