just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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