My Higher Power is John Stamos
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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