I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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