in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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