Someone shit on the floor
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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