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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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