they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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