No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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