big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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