If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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