i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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