I'm so fucking centered right now
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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