My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
did you just send me my own nude
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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