I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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