i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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