We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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