i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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