when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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