i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
where am i from again
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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