You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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