talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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