As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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