SEEEEXXX PLEASE
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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