420 ftw
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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