If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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