Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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