I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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