Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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