i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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