"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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