Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
God, I missed his penis.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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