All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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