I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you win again, gameday.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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