how can u be prego again
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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